the jesus no one expected

This picture reminds so much of the time I was sexually harassed in yoga class.

I used to take yoga classes a few days a week two semesters ago. One day there was this girl who seemed to be eyeballing me the entire class. She kept looking back at me, trying to make her stretches as sensual as possible. I really wasn’t impressed by her thirstiness. I was only trying to go about my own business, doing my downward dogs and such.

Then, we do some pose where we bend over, and for an instant, I looked up and saw basically when you’re looking at above. A big ol’ vagina. I was petrified. The girl was no way as attractive as the model in the above picture, but I still wanted to give y’all a visual idea of what was happening.

I left that yoga class feeling violated.

100% true story, my friends. Have a great day.

(Source: girlswithgreatasses, via realhotpics)