i’m t-pain, you know me

whenever i read the words “be like” i kind of hear it in my head as the stereotypical “black person on vine” voice

which is why that last reblog threw me off heavy


tumblr be like

i just want a pop punk boy to send me pics of him fucking a pizza and shoving a title fight cassette tape up his ass


(via realniggavillain)

this group of lawyers eats at the mexican restaurant that i frequent and whenever they come in, the owner gets really excited and says “ayyyy abogados!!!”


my dick longer than the one blood mega remix

my roommate just came home with $150 worth of american eagle cargo shorts

buzzed and cozy